May 2013
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zaptap:
“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
rapedbyrapture:
It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life.
The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins…
KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
ohboyafangirl:
teddybearlucifer replied to your photo: I hate everything
I just finished reading this like, 5 minutes ago. That’s cray.
this manga is fucking torture
I was either amazed by the cuteness or incredibly sad at all points. There was no in-between.
shopping carts in random places make me sad
there is nothing for you there friend
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But people want to help. So they try harder to make you feel hopeful and...
– Hyperbole and a Half, Depression Part Two (via larmoyante)
If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the...
– A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)
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ohboyafangirl:
teddybearlucifer replied to your post: spooksthebun replied to…
I am creeping your conversation to ask if this is a Bravest Warriors reference…?
YOU WIN THE PRIZE
I am a champion!
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April 2013
34 posts
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How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.
Things to remember
bzedan:
You don’t owe anything to the people who created you by smashing cells together.
A bully is a bully and emotional mistreatment is abuse.
Don’t let a dictionary definition of what “family” is guilt you.
Love those who love you and are worthy of your love.
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My cat kept trying to steal my lunch...
rattledmachine:
…so I took it away saying “no, you’re getting fat”, and she just…
….I tried poking her. She grunted at me.
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So I was Nami and I was fighting an Ahri. Some guy had been on my ass all game for not getting kills (wat?) but i managed to kill her and get out with very little health. Said guy says “GOOD FUCKING JOB, YOU KILLED SOMETHING AND DIDN’T DIE!” at which point I deliberately ran into a group of minions and let them give Ahri the kill. I care a lot about this game and its toxic,...
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TakeFortyTwo: Solo Queue →
takefortytwo:
All I ever see on the Internet nowadays is people complaining about “feeders and trolls” in solo queue.
Well I have news for all of you.
1.) Just because someone has a bad game, especially in bronze and silver (which, may I remind you, is where the lowest skill players are SUPPOSED to be) does…
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