zaptap: “rose” who rose rose titanic?????? rose doctor who?????? rose homestuck?????? rose american dragon?????? no rose flower everyone forget rose flower rose flower cry
rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
ohboyafangirl: teddybearlucifer replied to your photo: I hate everything I just finished reading this like, 5 minutes ago. That’s cray. this manga is fucking torture I was either amazed by the cuteness or incredibly sad at all points. There was no in-between.
shopping carts in random places make me sad there is nothing for you there friend
But people want to help. So they try harder to make you feel hopeful and...– Hyperbole and a Half, Depression Part Two (via larmoyante)
If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the...– A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)
ohboyafangirl: teddybearlucifer replied to your post: spooksthebun replied to… I am creeping your conversation to ask if this is a Bravest Warriors reference…? YOU WIN THE PRIZE I am a champion!
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If...
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Man: Fuck you, slut.
Things to remember
bzedan: You don’t owe anything to the people who created you by smashing cells together. A bully is a bully and emotional mistreatment is abuse. Don’t let a dictionary definition of what “family” is guilt you. Love those who love you and are worthy of your love.
My cat kept trying to steal my lunch...
rattledmachine: …so I took it away saying “no, you’re getting fat”, and she just… ….I tried poking her. She grunted at me.
So I was Nami and I was fighting an Ahri. Some guy had been on my ass all game for not getting kills (wat?) but i managed to kill her and get out with very little health. Said guy says “GOOD FUCKING JOB, YOU KILLED SOMETHING AND DIDN’T DIE!” at which point I deliberately ran into a group of minions and let them give Ahri the kill. I care a lot about this game and its toxic,...
TakeFortyTwo: Solo Queue →
takefortytwo: All I ever see on the Internet nowadays is people complaining about “feeders and trolls” in solo queue. Well I have news for all of you. 1.) Just because someone has a bad game, especially in bronze and silver (which, may I remind you, is where the lowest skill players are SUPPOSED to be) does…