“No, I don’t think you’re gonna be single forever, and also I don’t understand your obsession with romantic love. There are other ways to have fulfilling relationships that can sustain you and make your life great and fun, other than having a sexualized relationship. It’s not the only kind of fulfilling human interaction. So, even if you are single forever that doesn’t mean that you’ve had some kind of failed life.”—John Green (x)
For Father’s Day I am going to buy two swords. I will toss one at my father and then strike him with the other. We will fight to the death. His gift will either be the pleasure that one feels when spilling the blood of another or the demonstration that he has raised a son who has eclipsed him and he will die knowing that his legacy will live on within my iron blade.