Suddenly realising it's June and you've wasted...
Hey, any of my followers want to beta a Sherlock fanfic for me? You all seem to be able to read and write. So, that’s a plus. It’s post Reichenbach though, so that will probably earn me a big giant scoop of ‘no freaking way’. But please? I’d love you forever? <3
Texted my boss telling him I couldn’t come in tomorrow because I hurt my neck while whipping my hair back and forth. I dont think he was as amused as I was.
thegreatestnation: Reasons for if I don’t reply: I reply at the speed of molasses I lost track of it because what is organization I didn’t notice that you replied I legit can not think of any way to continue and awkwardly stepped away
a tale of memories
heraldofshinigami: Found the story excerpts that you see in the opening of ef - a tale of memories all pieced together. It’s actually the story that Chihiro is writing in the series, so possible spoilers. Read More This makes me cry. So freaking much </3
Figured it was my turn....
the-beauty-of-insanity: I am looking for awesomely awesome blogs to follow, so if you are a blog that supports any of the following, reblog this! Doctor Who Sherlock NCIS David Tennant Torchwood Pirates of The Caribbean Johnlock Wholock Johnny Depp Matt Smith Next To Normal RENT The Last Five Years A Very Potter Musical The Vlogbrothers John Green Hank Green Or, if you just...
patrickdonohue: One of my favorite Louis CK jokes. “‘This job sucks.’ Yeah, that’s why we gave it to you!”
thoughts on Sunshine Island
harvest-moonery: everyone here is lazy as fuck i talk to taro and he’s all “well you’re up early” IT’S 11AM and they say good morning AT NOON what happened to being up and at ‘em at like 7am what happened to that
equalistsfuckshitup: story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says ‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’ and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’ and she just stared at me for a moment and said ‘oh ok. ‘ and we just continued watching and thats how i came out to my mother
No, I don’t think you’re gonna be single forever, and also I don’t understand...– John Green (x)
slippinghusband: For Father’s Day I am going to buy two swords. I will toss one at my father and then strike him with the other. We will fight to the death. His gift will either be the pleasure that one feels when spilling the blood of another or the demonstration that he has raised a son who has eclipsed him and he will die knowing that his legacy will live on within my iron blade.
peetathepainter: reasons why Cinna was obviously gay Read More
americaninthedeerstalker: thetardis: largerthanlifeus: consultingskeletontribute: somesortof-death-frisbee: imyouraziraphale: One two three four I declare a time war. #five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve. The Doctor died, and Silence Fell Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine. Here he goes, back in time. Eight, ...
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me: where the fuck is my towel.
Why did no one tell me Hell’s Kitchen started last week? I probably missed someone undercooking scallops! Seriously though, I gotta go watch that.