July 2012
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“Why isn’t best friends day the biggest shopping day of the year? Because for...”
– -John Green
And yes, I quoted this directly from his video.
(via lookingforwallflowers)
“Well first off your question presumes I’m not a vampire, which offends me. I...”
– John Green, Belated Book-tacular Questions (via willowsyellowcrayon)
hannabarbarian:
shutthefuckuphiba:
hannabarbarian:
when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done.
what if i do a bad job
then he ejaculates bullets and you die
seanagain:
I literally just decided that one day I will own two pugs named Perry the Platypug and Dr. Woofenshmirtz. If you don’t get the reference, you can choke.
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Let's go to a simpler time: In regards to... →
variabowel:
Allow me to start this post with a quote from John Green.
“Relationships end 100% of the time. Whether it be from being dumped, divorce, or death.”
I’ve told many people before that I do not believe that things are meant to last. I believe that no relationship lasts, unfortunately. This train…
probender:
‘one day, i will go to comic con’ the broke blogger who lives hundreds of miles away from san diego whispers softly to her laptop screen
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“It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...”
– John Green (via bleedingthroughthetypewriter)
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Hm. Trying to figure out if we’re just going for dinner or going on a date. I honestly can’t tell. My social stupidity knows no limits.
-insert some fitting gif or socially awkward penguin meme here-
itsthisorcluedo:
It’s silly, really, but I’m so happy that I figured out to code a counter for one of my RP blogs. Although now I’m, like, “Man, that one outdated computer programming course in high school really didn’t help at all.”
We used QBasic too! I have it on my old computer xD
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These are brilliant. →
talkingbackwardscollectingspace:
I love these. These are little 10 minute crash courses in pretty much every area of world history you can think of. Not only are they entertaining and funny, they’re full of information and it even teaches me, a seasoned history uber nerd a thing or two.
I love different approaches to history and Mr. Green’s approach is stunning and unique. I absolutely adore...
“How in the sweet name of everything holy did we ever come to live in a world in...”
– John Green on 99 cent cheeseburgers. (via allisdiscovered)
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lovingaugustuswaters:
jimsturgess:
Hazel said that July 14th is twelve days after Augustus’ death
ok so it’s July 2nd
todAY
I just started crying you have no idea
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Aw, Josh, you are the most beautiful person <3
He was showing Christine (a blind contestant) how they were folding the tortellini by moving her hands. That was pretty much the sweetest thing I have ever seen.
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