(Person who has intention) The wind blows through the streets. The wind is...– Ending of “Ef ~ A Tale of Melodies” Japanese to English Translation I will move forward. I will craft my own future. I will strive for the tomorrow that I want. (via abadusername)
Cosmo sex tip #552
cosmo-sex-tips: If he starts to whisper dirty talk in your ear, shout back “YA NASTY” in his ear (Submitted by: imbraceyourimperfections)
Cosmo sex tip #548
cosmo-sex-tips: as she’s about to give you a handjob, yell “PULL THE LEVER KRONK!”
OH MY GOD
beccurz: OKAY SO I USUALLY COPY PASTE “MID PLEASE” INTO LEAGUE CHAT BECAUSE I’M NEVER FAST ENOUGH. EARLIER I WAS IN NEPETS’ INBOX COPYING AND PASTING SOMETHING SO INSTEAD OF SAYING MID PLEASE I FUCKING SAID THIS.
Dumbledore: The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students
Dumbledore: Except for detention
Dumbledore: Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest
Dumbledore: Doesn't that make so much sense
Dumbledore: I'm so good at rules
Dumbledore: ten points to harry Potter
shaquedamour asked: Holy balls how did I not realize this was you until now? HELLO.
jerk-bender5ever asked: you really should! I've had this book since march. They had a hardcover copy that was in good condition at half-price books, so of course I had to buy it. op, never read it, though. I don't even know what had made me pick it up now and start reading it. i think it was probably because it was really early & the cover's really shiny. ha, that sounds like me. So far, it's a...
"The good times and the bad times both will pass....
- John Green
Every teenager with no concept of money: Im moving out as soon as I get the chance
Overheard conversation between one of my work...
Aaron: ...Maybe I'll finally get my birthday present.
Brent: You know what I got you for your birthday? A cake made of shit. Literal shit.
Aaron: The cake is a lie.
Brent: Not this cake.
captainominous: rachels-bra: quinnisapressedlemon: 3gokei: tropicalwind: kaji04: space-matra: kaji04: tropicalwind: space-matra: chandeluresinitaly: BEATING A BOSS WHEN YOU’RE CLOSE TO DYING CLOSE TO BEATING A BOSS AND DYING DYING NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A BOSS DYING OUTSIDE OF THE DUNGEON DYING IN THE TUTORIAL DYING IN THE TITLE SCREEN GAME DEMO DYING WHEN...
What’s this? Are people finally playing the freaking game!? Strategy, hurray!
faggotunderthecorktree: if you fart 12-15 times a day you lose a lot of weight
Watching ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ on TLC. Ten minutes in and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
My boyfriend and I are watching Storage Wars at our separate homes, and texting about it as we watch it. I’m both ashamed and amused.
I just saw a massive spider near the top of my bed. When I went to kill it, it got away. Excuse me while I cry myself to a nightmare filled sleep.
elcuepee: i’m ready for pumpkin spice lattes and warm scarves and pretty coats and nice boots and crunchy leaves on the ground and the wind biting at my cheeks and i’m ready to not feel like sweaty gross death all the time
Everyone in the Doctor Who fandom, reblog.