July 2012
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“Why isn’t best friends day the biggest shopping day of the year? Because for...”
– -John Green
And yes, I quoted this directly from his video.
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“Well first off your question presumes I’m not a vampire, which offends me. I...”
– John Green, Belated Book-tacular Questions (via willowsyellowcrayon)
hannabarbarian:
shutthefuckuphiba:
hannabarbarian:
when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done.
what if i do a bad job
then he ejaculates bullets and you die
seanagain:
I literally just decided that one day I will own two pugs named Perry the Platypug and Dr. Woofenshmirtz. If you don’t get the reference, you can choke.
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Let's go to a simpler time: In regards to... →
variabowel:
Allow me to start this post with a quote from John Green.
“Relationships end 100% of the time. Whether it be from being dumped, divorce, or death.”
I’ve told many people before that I do not believe that things are meant to last. I believe that no relationship lasts, unfortunately. This train…
probender:
‘one day, i will go to comic con’ the broke blogger who lives hundreds of miles away from san diego whispers softly to her laptop screen
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“It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...”
– John Green (via bleedingthroughthetypewriter) 