Why isn’t best friends day the biggest shopping day of the year? Because for...– -John Green And yes, I quoted this directly from his video. (via lookingforwallflowers)
Well first off your question presumes I’m not a vampire, which offends me. I...– John Green, Belated Book-tacular Questions (via willowsyellowcrayon)
hannabarbarian: shutthefuckuphiba: hannabarbarian: when you give your first blowjob the man will ejaculate confetti and streamers in order to congratulate you on a job well done. what if i do a bad job then he ejaculates bullets and you die
seanagain: I literally just decided that one day I will own two pugs named Perry the Platypug and Dr. Woofenshmirtz. If you don’t get the reference, you can choke.
Let's go to a simpler time: In regards to... →
variabowel: Allow me to start this post with a quote from John Green. “Relationships end 100% of the time. Whether it be from being dumped, divorce, or death.” I’ve told many people before that I do not believe that things are meant to last. I believe that no relationship lasts, unfortunately. This train…
probender: ‘one day, i will go to comic con’ the broke blogger who lives hundreds of miles away from san diego whispers softly to her laptop screen
It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...– John Green (via bleedingthroughthetypewriter)