June 2012
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slippinghusband:
For Father’s Day I am going to buy two swords. I will toss one at my father and then strike him with the other. We will fight to the death. His gift will either be the pleasure that one feels when spilling the blood of another or the demonstration that he has raised a son who has eclipsed him and he will die knowing that his legacy will live on within my iron blade.
peetathepainter:
reasons why Cinna was obviously gay
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americaninthedeerstalker:
thetardis:
largerthanlifeus:
consultingskeletontribute:
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imyouraziraphale:
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I declare
a time war.
#five
#six
#seven
#eight
#daleks scream
#EXTER-MIN-ATE
Nine,
Ten,
Eleven,
Twelve.
The Doctor died,
and Silence Fell
Twelve,
Eleven,
Ten,
Nine.
Here he goes,
back in time.
Eight,
...
a dramatic re-enactment of my thoughts while...
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v.
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
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Why did no one tell me Hell’s Kitchen started last week? I probably missed someone undercooking scallops! Seriously though, I gotta go watch that.
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